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Sight #088 - William Clifton
Where there’s a Will, there’s a “Hey”! William was born May 22nd (Sapricorn) 1985, studies Media Studies at the University of Liverpool Brookes and absolutely loves the city nightlife and his ‘friends’.


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Physical contact with his father, the victims of serial killers and silly string.
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Sight #087 - Tom Fox
He’s Tom-tally Fox-y, he’s Tom Fox! Tom was born June 18th (Cancer) 1993 and currently studies classics and media studies at UCL Brookes, as well as moonlighting at the popular gay bar “Whorses” occasionally when he’s back home.


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Spelling his name ‘Thom’ like Thom Yorke, getting directions from Google Maps and seeing what song was number one on his birthday, then alerting his friends on Facebook to it.
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Sight #086 - Ashley “Rash” Maugham
Maugham Maugham Maugham! How do we like him? How do we like him? LOTS. Ashley was born December 15th (Virgies) 1980 and juggles working the bar down at a downtown Leamington pub/playground and being a rock star for the jingly-jangly pop band “Dream Girls”.


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Interrupting a conversation to correct someone’s pronounciation, McDonalds birthday parties and terrible beauty tips.
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Sight #085 - Niall Devaney
Shouldn’t that be Niall Heavenly? Niall was born September 26th (Gemini) 1984, works as head bouncer for the men’s club “Assemblies” and learns media studies at London Brookes University.


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Serious illnesses, Chewits and when wrestlers chalk their hands.
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Sight #084 - Harry Sinclair Waugh
Harry up and get this stud! Harry was born May 19th (Capricorn) 1983 and currently studies politics and media studies at Brighton Brookes University. Harry is an ardent fan of the band, David Cameron and the Conservative Party. In his spare time he works as head chef with his understudy, Ne-yo, at the fruity biker bar, “Starburst and Garters”.


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Telling pregnant people that they’re ‘glowing’, JLS and choosing the last Malteaser Teaser in a box of Celebrations.
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Sight #083 - Jonathan Ayres
He who Ayres wins, ay ladies? Jonathan was born February 20th (Pisces) 1991 and runs cross country for the British Isles, went to Brunel Brookes University and is a self-certified “playa”.


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Dangerous weapons, playing the lottery and having nightmares so bad he cries in his sleep.
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Sight #082 - Matthew Hyde
Seek the Hyde, as he’s far from Hyde-ious! Matthew was born December 1st (Virgo) 1981 and is the owner of fruity old gay bar “Starburst and Garters” as well as a regular dancer at the hip lesbo joint, “Loose Vag”.


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Referring to himself in third person, saying “Hydey Hi!” as his preferred greeting and cutting his wrists to see if he can still bleed.
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Sight #081 - Matthew Holland
I want me some Holland-days sauce! Matthew was born January 1st (Pisces) 1976 and is a professional spokesman for Heinz Tomato Ketchup.


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Forgetting things, having baths and making sure he is twenty minutes late regardless of the activity due to having a bath.
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Sight #080 - Oliver Barling
More like Oliver bar-SCHWING! Oliver was born 27th October (Capricies) 1983 and has worked various bar jobs round Leamington Spa including assistant cleaner at the old fruity joint “Starburst and Garters”, head chef at the classy gay bar “Bowling for Greens” and manager at the short-lived hyper-alt hip-gay bar “Minx”.


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Saying “Put a donk on it!”, complaining about the inlaws and crying at people’s jokes.
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Sight #079 - Joseph Young
Some like ‘em Young, especially Joseph Young. Joseph was born 21st July (Saggiggarius) 1981 and is a full time wedding / erotic photographer.


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Succeeding in his life while his friends fail, having a runny nose and racist graffiti.
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Sight #077 - Robert Maxwell
Live life to the Maxwell! Robert was born November 7th (Scorpius) 1975, studied E-commerce and IT at Coventry Brookes and is currently employed as a full-time member of the stripper act ‘Hot Cops’.


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The taste of bleach, bodyboarding and slapping his friends on the ass whenever they say something he agrees with.
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Sight #076 - Daniel Neal
Talk about sex ap-Neal! Daniel was born July 22nd (Caprini) 1984 and works as a glass collector at the hip gay bar ‘Whorses’.


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Speaking in tongues, hanging around with older men and ruining any chance Matthew Farrell has at happiness.
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Sight #075 - Jay Warnett
Oh Jay! Jay was born June 1st (Gemini) 1982 and works as the head of the maths department at Warwick University Brookes.


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Backstabbing those who care for him, saying “Oh hellz nah!” and things you can bounce on.
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