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Sight #118 - Peter Cater

See you Cater alliCater! Peter was born December 22nd (Leo) 1974, and currently designs props for a host of high profile television shows and films including Take Me Out. Peter has a father named Philip, which frequently caused problems when post was sent to Mr P Cater, much to both their amusements. Peter has an abnormal fear of African Americans.


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Hanging around with African Americans, his sister Caroline’s clothes and petty crimes.

Sight #117 - Nicholas West

West Ends Girls. Nicholas was born September 11 (Aries) 1983 and currently lives with his mother, Ellen. Nicholas has several nervous ticks, including shaking, crying, yelling, vommiting and bleeding. Nicholas is also the voice of Rastamouse on CBeebies and collects hotel bath towels.


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Taking a dump in public restrooms, Bodyboarding and Zoomer, the speedy bongo player in Da Easy Crew on Rastamouse.

Sight #116 - Peter Sawyer
A sight for Saw eyes. Peter was born May 3rd (Gemini) 1975 and works as a teacher of geography and creationism. Peter has never cried, and describes how he maintained this as “an internal, unhealthy, box full of tears waiting to tear out of my body that will one day erupt and harm those around me”. Peter also has a dog called ‘Peter’.


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The Tibetan Book of Living and Dying by Sogyal Rinpoche, learning Spanish and bodyboarding.

Sight #115 - David ‘Shaq’ Basley
My Davourite. David was born December 7th (Pisces) 1971 and works as a care support worker for the deaf. David is a vegetarian, plays guitar and describes “jd and battle scars” as his average night out. David also enjoys eating meat, and detests playing the guitar. His average night out is normally made up of not drinking, staying in and preserving his unscathed body.


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Getting undressed at British Heritage sites, bodyboarding and the number 34,284.

Sight #114 - Juan Hernández
It’s Juan-demonium here at Sights of Leamington! Juan was born on January 19th 1975 and like many members of his family, represents Mexico in all forms of life (except sport and culture, for which he supports America). Juan is a skunk enthusiast, food carver, vintage tie collector, Mormon, cat café promoter, children’s party clown, ghost hunter, Romantiscist poet, cryptozoologist, jeweller, antique button collector, tornado chaser, robot builder, monster researcher, UFO hunter and a Chess grandmaster.


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Sight #113 - Paul ‘Switch’ Cartwright
Don’t stop me now - we’re having a Paul! Paul was born September 9th (Piscies) 1980 and currently works as Chief Executive for the male-only gym 'Goodforms’. Paul is an avid Queens Parc Rangers fan, so much so he enjoys all things that start with the word 'Queen’ including Queen-sized beds, Queen (the band), Queen (our leader) and Queen (Latifah).


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King Lear, Kings Cross Station and Kingsley School for Girls.

Sight #112 - David Clarke
Total eclipse of the Clarke! David was born July 16th (Leo) 1982 and currently manages at the hip Crawley gay bar ‘Hillsides’. David has has an illustrious career previously in Leamington Spa, managing joints from the popular bar 'Claz’ to the unpopular playground 'Robbin’s Well’. David has violent spells of aggression.


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Hitting women, animals drinking their own urine and not being afraid to cry after a good spell of aggression.

Sight #111 - John Sutcliffe
You’re the John that I want! John was born February 4th (Gemini) 1968 and is the lead singer of the jingly jangly band ‘Sweet Panthers’ and well as managing the big trading company 'Valpax’. John is fascinated with space and his biggest fantasy is to one day suffocate while making love on the surface of the moon.


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Making love, suffocating and the moon.

Sight #110 - Andrew Hollier
Hollier smokes! Andrew was born August 20th (Aries) 1958 and currently works as the manager of the hip Londay gay club ‘Edinbros’. Andrew used to manager the hip gay bar, 'Rockets’ but was asked to leave after insisting every night the party took place 'in his pants’. This same thing happened at his previous club, 'Robyn Swell’.


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Parties in his pants, male cleavage and the end of the menstrual cycle for his womanly friends.
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Sight #109 - Edward King
Edward SCHWING! Edward was born February 4th (Leo) 1984 and works as a police officer and professional dancer. Edward has several tattoos, all in Mandarin, which translate as such poetic phrases as “no smoke without fire”, “it’s cock in a blender time” and “how about we take off our clothes and lay on each other?”.


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Fire without smoke, sticking his penis into a blender and taking his clothes off and laying on his friends.
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Sight #108 - Charles Isherwood
More like D-Isherwood right ladies? Charles was born August 9th (Gemini) 1974 and is a professional DJ assistant at such clubs as ‘Big Mikey Brownes’, 'The Brownesters’ and 'Mike B’s Shack’. Charles also runs the charity 'Bread Club’, where members are schooled on a delicious bread-based snack once a month, and gather together to share their opinions on the aforementioned product.


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Mikey Browne, delicious bread-based snacks and putting his hand down his crotch before shaking hands.
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Sight #107 - Jack Jones
We at Sights of Leamington are just Jonesing for Jack. Jack was born January 12th (Aries) 1981 and currently works as a janitor for ‘Valpak’, a popular club in Leamington. Jack has also earned some money from writing erotic novels under the pen name Hugo Penis, including the semi-famous stories, 'Sexy Lies’, 'Lube Awakening’ and 'Kiss Kongeniality’.


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H from Steps, bodyboarding and the colour of vomit.
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Sight #106 - Vas Stylianos
His handsome looks are Vas-t! Vas was born February 16th (Capicon) 1974 and studies DJ skills at Warwick Brookes University, having previously enrolled at the hip CD and tape shop, “Heads” (formally “Flopp”). Vas refuses to have any mirrors up in his flat, as his biggest fear is one day looking into a mirror to see nobody looking back.


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Mirrors, Marks & Spencer’s large range of different orange juice flavours and eating his dinner in the bathroom.
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Sight #105 - Kyle Munro
More like Kyle Funro! Kyle was born March 10th (Virgio) 1980 and currently runs the hip modern arts company “Hybrids”. He also drums for the nu-rave techno-acid-house crossover band “Dub Theory Generals”. Kyle’s worst habit is over tipping, to compensate the many people who don’t tip, and has been known to spend between £1,000 and £5,000 a week on tips alone.


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Calmly telling people they are alone, wearing multiple condoms at once (none on his penis) and inviting his friends to join him clothes shopping, only to insist they buy his many purchases.
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Sight #104 - Raymond Tang
It’s take two to tango, but only one to Tang! James Cox sent in this photo saying, “This is my buddy Raymondo, he likes water sports and people that make him smile, or frown”. Raymond was born February 22nd (Leo) 1985 and busks outside Leamington Spa Tescos, Sainsburys, Asda and the site of the upcoming Leamington Spa Morrisons store.


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Cutting up and mutating the faces of beautiful women in fashion magazines, plotting a real life kidknap and the sight of a mother cat looking after her darling young kittens.
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