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Sight #133 - Stuart Smith

Probably the most recognisable stud of them all, ‘Super Size Mick’ Stu was born January 17th and owns the popular antique shop 'Size Micks’. He acquired his nickname when he hilariously misheard the title of the classic comedy film, “Supersize Me” and subsequently went on to name his shop, car, bed and lovers after it.

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His friendly rivalry with Flopp Records and their 'angry’ manager 'Mad’ Matt Grimshaw, slander and inserting vinyls of his own beautiful acoustic music inside the sleeves of classic records and then selling them.

Sight #132 - George Wain

George Rachel Wain was born January 1st 1980 and studied media studies at Southam College, before stepping up to media studies at the University of Westminster Brookes. When asking his friends what their favourite status update of his was, the unanimous winner was “doesn’t want to get ill” from February 9th 2009.

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Not getting ill, skiing with his friends and not being able to ski with his friends due to illness.

Sight #131 - Stephen Goddard

Known throughout Leamington and London as the lead singer of the rap-rock / nu-metal band ‘The Crowds’, Stephen “The Gobbler” Goddard was born 11th October 1981 and recently completed a doctorate in Media Studies at the University of Westminster Brookes.

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Speaking in third person as “The Gobbler”, his dance move which he also named “The Gobbler” and his catchphrase, “Did someone order… the Gobbbbblllllleeerrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!??”

Sight #130 - Thomas Brown

“Blonde” Tom was born March 10 1980 and currently works as a waiter at the popular Italian café Jamie’s, in Bristol. When he does return to Leamington, often at holiday periods, Tom returns to his ‘job for life’ at Shell petrol station.

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Miranda, bodyboarding and curling up into a ball.

Sight #129 - Tristan Briggs

You may recognise Tristan from one of his many aliases… Briggs69 (Match.com), TristTrist420 (PlentyOfFish), dogboner1979 (zoosk) or adult_diaper_boner (GayRomeo), they were all born September 8th 1979 and own two rhinos (pictured above) whom he both named Tristan.

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Tristan & Tristan, dog boners and adult diapers.

Sight #128 - Nathan “Note” Thompson

Whoops, apologies to everyone. That previous stud was in error, Matthew Gibbins contacted us with the following, “Ah shit sorry bruvs I linked you to the wrong MySpace profile - when I said Nate’s a great guy I meant my friend Nathan, not Sam” he added, “please delete Sam from your website”.

Well we can’t find the delete button anywhere but we can apologise profusely to all those affected by this mistake.

Sight #127 - Samuel Dowding

An entrepreneur of Leamington Spa, Samuel owns and manages several of our community treasures including Shades, Kelseys, Argos, Savers, Flopp Records and The Bnjamin Satchwell (Satchys). Samuel was born June 8th 1990 and was sent in by ‘best mate’ Sight #16 Matthew Gibbins, who wrote “Nate’s a great guy”.

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Hanging around, mates and having a laugh.

Sight #126 - Haydn Chaundy

The unusual spelling of Haydn’s name comes from a Chaundy family tradition of E-less names, stemming from his grat-grandfather Bnjamin, all the way down to Haydn’s thr childrn; Ptr, Rbcca and Lliot. Haydn was born May 10th 1980 and currently works for ‘Mad’ Jack Telford at the popular bingo hall 'Assemblies’.

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Names with the letter E in, bodyboarding and a nice long piss after a nice long sleep.

Sight #125 - Jack Telford

Born September 16th 2001, Jack owns and manages the popular club, ‘Assembly’ and is well known for his catchphrases “Excuuuuse me!”, “Your ass is grass and I’m gonna smoke it!” and “You’re either Nexus or against us”. Jack is also a self-confessed rock and roll fan - owning a signed copy of 'Fill My Little World’ on minidisc.

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Hard Rock Cafés, Harley Davidsons and The Feeling.

Sight #124 - Richard Thorpe

Whether you know him as DJ Thorpe, DJ Rich T, DJ Cry Baby, DJ Wet The Bed, DJ Cute Police, DJ Adult Diaper or DJ Sex Charges you’ve probably heard the twee, folky wonderful tunes of Leamington’s second most popular DJ - Richard Thorpe. Richard was born June 21st 1955 in Lancashire and these days can be found busk-DJing on Parade Road.

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‘Star Wars Attack of the Clones’, 'White Chicks’ and 'The Hottie and the Nottie’.

Sight #123 - Daniel Douglas

Since we started in 1997, Daniel has emailed the Sights of Leamington offices on a constant basis pleading to be on the site, and as we’re low on studs today, we’ve finally caved. Daniel was born 26th May 1998 and, according to his latest email, is “really cool & hansome(sic) & great with girls”.


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Harassing the Sights of Leamington team and to quote Daniel again, “my massive dong” and “chicks with big racks”.

Sight #122 - Samuel Lister

Known for his bulging, sculpted biceps and ability to lift an object of any weight, Samuel was born June 3rd 1996 and currently runs the hip bi-bar ‘Moose’. You can catch him every alternate Sunday night at the dive bar 'Dukes’ where Samuel hosts a karaoke night, reminding him of the days he toured with the popular jingly-jangly band 'Shark Attack!!’.


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Ebaying 'Shark Attack!!’ merch, ghillies and getting the chance to perform his fave karaoke tune: Keane 'Everybody’s Changing’

Sight #121 - Matthew Grimshaw

Known better by his nicknames ‘Grim Reaper’, 'Head Shawders Knees and Toes’, “Mattban”, and “The Unknown Soldier” - Matthew was born December 20th 1974 and currently works as head cleaner for the popular music shop 'Heads’. In his spare time Matthew hangs around with the band 'The Untimely Tims".


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Dead skin, the role of electrons in the interaction of alpha particles with a nucleus and animals falling over.

Sight #120 - Junior Cunningham

Junior Snr. Junior was born 23 February 1968 (Geminy) and is a full time dancer. Alongside dancing, Junior is also a professional runner, walker, sitter, lie-dowinger, sloucher and jumper. Junior has several allergies and anger issues.


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His anger issues, bodyboarding and sitting down with a nice bottle of wine, turning on the TV and watching a Holby City marathon.

Sight #119 - Samuel Brain

Brain trust. Samuel was born December 9th (Leo) 1993, and is a professional celebrity chef, appearing on such well known television shows as MasterChef, Can’t Cook Can’t Cook, Great British Menu, Monday Kitchen and Great British Baked Off. No stranger to danger, Samuel has openly stated he has never encountered danger before.


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Saying his catchphrase, “Youuuuuuuu!” whilst shaking his fist, shaking his fists and mufti days.

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